whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

Child Prostitution.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

Why....... Because.

Women's Golf

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

fart

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Aodhan Hearty

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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