If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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