Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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