What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Penis

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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i have aids and a chode

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8=D

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Rick Perry.

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Anti Joke

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