Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Women's Golf

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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