What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

i have 2 penises

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Scott

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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