why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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johann grayson being liked

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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An Irishman stays home

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No.

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