How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Rob Bell

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Chocolate tastes good.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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