What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

This joke isnt funny.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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