Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Chocolate rain Awesome!

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Lockerbie bombing

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

anus soup

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Aodhan Hearty

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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