- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

I have no joke. u mad?

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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