Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Why....... Because.

Why Because

Women's Golf

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

amy copied adams haircut :0

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Aodhan Hearty

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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