Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What will happen when a black person die they die

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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