Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Goat balls.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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justin littleton. nuff said

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Pianca going ham

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