What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Black Poeple

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Fruitcake

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I like to eat.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Shit.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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im jewish

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