Why....... Because.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Lockerbie bombing

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

anus soup

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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