Child Prostitution.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

AROUND

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

9/11

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Slavery

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

DANA

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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