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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

The government makes a good decision

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

If life throws you lemons Catch them

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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