What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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The government makes a good decision

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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