Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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johann grayson being liked

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An Irishman stays home

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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A fat man buys a salad

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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