A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

johann grayson being liked

An Irishman stays home

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

did you ever see a butter fly?

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What do you call a group of asians? China.

A fat man buys a salad

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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