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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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