Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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woman's rights

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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