roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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A man penetrates another man.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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