Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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