- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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