What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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