Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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