- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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