Who's Micheal Jackson?

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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