Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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