Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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An anti-joke

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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