What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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