- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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