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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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