- Anti Joke

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Apple hates Blackberry.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

if you don't like this you're gay

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......