- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Pain Olympics.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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