what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Anti Joke

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