- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Cripples are lame.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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