What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Dwarf Shortage

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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