Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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