- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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