- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

You know whats annoying? Steve

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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