- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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