- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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