There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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i'm hard

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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