- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Cripples are lame.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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