why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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