Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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