Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Boner

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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