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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

A bar walks into a man

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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