Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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