- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

a black man pays his child support

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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