- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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