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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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