Yes

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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