what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

this website is a bad joke

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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