- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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