- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

FUCK YOU

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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