Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Anti Joke

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