who just made fun of katie matt

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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A black succeeds

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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ekoj

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Anti Joke

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