- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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knock knock you may come in

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Pickle!

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

9/11/01 walks into a bar

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