Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

AROUND

fart

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

knock knock you may come in

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Lockerbie bombing

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Pickle!

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

where's waldo? in a picture book.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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