- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

The chicken crossed the road.

knock knock come in

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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