What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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i hate you.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Penis

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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