little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

The chicken crossed the road.

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