- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

your fat

Chuck Norris died.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Womens Sports

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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