A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Black Poeple

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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That's what he said.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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