- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

the WNBA

women's rights

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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