Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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I am black.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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womens rights

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Fuck her

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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AROUND

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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