A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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