Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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A black succeeds

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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