Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Miscarriages.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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