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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

Noah is Smart.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

why did the chicken cross the road

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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