If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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but there is a road to the super market

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Black people are innocent.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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I like to eat.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Anti Joke

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