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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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