one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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