How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Dumb

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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