- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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