Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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