What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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