- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??