- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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