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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

I put my baby in a microwave.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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