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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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