why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

i saw amango it splootered

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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